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Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




ONE NATION, UNDER GOD -




CAM-PLAINING FOR 4 YEARS NOW -


TAGS: jobs obamacare complain office campaign
Rating: 4.48/5

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RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:19 pm
heh...heh...Whoops. Hit enter once too many times. I'm cam-plaining about Obummer now - in stereo. Given how hard of hearing he is, maybe we need to turn the volume up. Think everyone will give me a pass
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:16 pm
Barry still cam-plains well - and he's not even running for office anymore
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:16 pm
Barry still cam-plains well - and he's not even running for office anymore


DECISION 2012 -


TAGS: are you better off than you were 14 trillion dollars ago
Rating: 4.11/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:15 pm
I take it back. He did run for President. Another keeper.


" DEFINITION OF TOTALITARIANISM " - Personality cultism.Regulation and restriction of speech.Control over the economy. Mass surveillance, political repression. Regulate every aspect of public and private life.




MICHELLE MENTIONED SHOES AND A COFFEE TABLE - Now you know why.




Baghdad Carney Resigns -




OBAMA'S JOBS PLAN - Might help Dunkin Donuts and that's about all. (Starbucks is too expensive). LOL




WHAT WAS OUR FIRST CLUE - Whenever our government officials pass bills that exclude themselves, it can't be good




WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY? - I stood in front of the IRS building and FLIPPED THEM OFF! Walter




H Is For Hypocrite -




I AM NOT A CROOK... -




WAR - Everyone wants to wage it, but no one wants to see its consequences.




DEMOCRATS TAKE 240 DAYS OFF -




We care -




OBAMA: 2012 - Pop Quiz: Under who's watch was Bin Laden killed? (A) Obama (B) Bush (C) Romney Correct Answer = Your vote for 2012




MITT ROMNEY SHOWS HIS LOVE OF COUNTRY WITH OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS -




CHANGE FOR 2012 - Because underdogs don't deserve to be in the Oval Office.


TAGS: whitehouse ovaloffice change new
Rating: 0/5

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KALKAM - October 24, 2012, 1:37 pm
That's Obama's lunch...


PREPARING FOR OBAMACARE -


TAGS: obama stockpiling coffins
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - October 21, 2014, 4:53 pm
now it seems they weren't preparing for Obamacare, but releasing ebola into the country


with all the scandals, corruption, race baiting, incompetence, narcissistic arrogance -




executive orders -




AS LONG AS HE IS IN OFFICE -




free speach -


TAGS: offended
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:00 pm
The actor who portrayed him expired. Both great men. Shame.


BANK ACCOUNTS DON'T LIE -




WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT -




This man is being tracked by the NSA -


TAGS: back off nsa
Rating: 4.8/5

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JGalt - August 2, 2013, 12:00 am
and they are so buried in our mundane data that they can't figure out or stop the Boston Marathon terrorists....


CHRISTIAN NATION -


TAGS: offensive
Rating: 4.2/5

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JGalt - December 15, 2012, 7:48 pm
detail that we do.....
JGalt - December 15, 2012, 7:47 pm
It happens- complaints get filed. In southern California (Claremont), liberal parent complained that enacting Thanksgiving with costumes was demeaning to Indians...so it got cancelled. Hit Shappens- we live here, you don't, so you don't see all the
crankyhead - December 15, 2012, 2:33 pm
Don't be ridiculous JG.
JGalt - December 15, 2012, 7:27 am
try saying it in an elementary school? liberals gasp and clutch their chests with grief!
crankyhead - December 13, 2012, 5:04 pm
Hmmmm, that's weird, isn't it?
crankyhead - December 13, 2012, 5:03 pm
Merry Christmas JG.
PapaFox - December 13, 2012, 12:46 pm
Dunno about you, but I can say Merry Christmas any time and anywhere I want to.


PARDON ME WHILE I TAKE A HUFFINGTON POST . . . - . . .and wipe my Minneapolis Star Tribune when I'm done.




WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - As much as you hate 'em, George Washington said many years ago: "If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter."




FREE LOADED SHOTGUNS - What could possibly go wrong?


TAGS: gun nuts off their rockers
Rating: 2.75/5

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Renza - March 29, 2013, 10:09 am
The best part is that someone like that probably wont be doing background checks, so they'll probably be arming many of the people that are already committing the crimes.
TheConstitutionalist - March 28, 2013, 10:21 pm
Oh...I'd like one. Ammo is getting very expensive and to have it already loaded just saves time and money. lol


WANTED - Why don't we see this one at the Post Office?




Bill Clinton: Sexual Predator -


TAGS: bill clinton ***ual predator bill cosby bj lewinsky kathleen willey broaddrick eileen wellstone carolyn moffet gennifer flowers
Rating: 4.64/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2014, 10:35 pm

Don't mention that name here.
Zeitguy - December 17, 2014, 9:54 pm
Vik, are you out of your mind? Oh yeah I forgot.


OBAMA FLUFF -




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think that there would be no art without Federal funding.




LIBTARDS -




YOU DIDNT BUILD THAT - maybe the reason he's saying "YOU DIDNT BUILD THAT" to americans, is because he wants us to repeat it back to him, as in "YOU DIDNT DESTROY THE ECONOMY!".




NEWT GINGRICH - As King he will not listen to the U.S. Court system.




KERRY "WENT OF SCRIPT?" -




BUSINESS MODEL - Charge more, do less = Imaginary money




Facts of life now -


TAGS: facts office government
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - September 15, 2014, 11:32 pm
5L, and favourited


TEAMSTER UNION BOSS JAMES HOFFA - Hates Americans, because they are a threat to his 7 figure income.




Well...... -




THE AMERICAN MILITARY WARRIOR ETHOS -




DEMOCRATS -




METAPHOR - A cruise ship adrift




DEMOCRATS -




BEING OFFENSIVE - that will get the job done




JOB - the only one Obama cares about




Time After Time -




AFL-CIO - How many bailouts will they receive? They can't make it without the government teat.




UNION - bankrupting another employer




AMERICA.... - Agrees with us... America needs a double mastectomy.




DEBTS - Mr. President which group should pay OUR bills?




Media -




OCCUPY SPRING OFFENSIVE - Yes, it's spring, and yes, their smell and behavior is offensive.




YOU HAVE TO PASS IT TO SEE WHAT'S IN IT - We read the bill Nancy and we don't like your version of hospital beds for seniors!


TAGS: coffins
Rating: 4.56/5

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LIKE A HEAVY ARMORED BATTALION -




WANTED - For Hate Speech Oops, my bad, Mr Obama only wants conservatives to shut the hell up!




Criminals are not the only ones with something to hide -




MORE PRECISELY, - A gov't union, $250,00 per year free Cadillac medical/dental plan and no-pay pension plan job using OUR tax $$.




EPIPHANY - It's all the rage amongst Obama voters.




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - You are against the War on Terror, but are only too happy to make millions of dollars by making movies about it.




Redskin potatoes -


TAGS: stupid liberals offensive redskins
Rating: 4.33/5

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posterman - June 28, 2014, 12:44 pm
Thanks OTC, there is nothing a clueless lib will ignore


illegal immigration -




I'M PRETTY SURE OUR FOUNDING FATHERS - did not see this one coming.




The flat earth society -


TAGS: quick before this offer expires
Rating: 4.2/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 11:26 am
Sorry, I'm not british and therefore not a member. Nice try though
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 9:51 am
So how long have you been a member?
EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 2:20 pm
By the way, the Flat Earth Society was founded by an Englishman, Samuel Shenton.
EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 2:18 pm
The argument at the Council of Salamanca concerned the distance between Europe and Japan, not the shape of the earth.
EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 2:15 pm
The next one to push flat earth, Cosmas Indicopleustes claimed that no only was the earth flat, but that it existed beneath the heavens. Yup, rejected by the church
EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 2:12 pm
Funny you should bring that up. A little history for you: African Lactantius (AD 245-325), a professional rhetorician came up with flat earth and his view was considered heresy by the church. During the Renaissance, humanists revived his writings.


ROLLING BROWN OUTS - Coming soon to Vermont, followed by healthy increases in electric bills.




ROGUE COPS - Another reason to disarm the populus.




MORON CREDITS - Looks like Babs Boxer needs to buy some to offset her moron footprint!




OBAMA -




HOPE & CHANGE - This is now my retirement fund now that Barney and Chris raided Fannie and Freddie, and Harry and Nancy and Barry have completed their social engineering programs to spread my wealth




YODA-ISM: THERE IS ANOTHER! -




Hypocrisy knows no party Affiliation -




"YOU'VE GOT MOONBATS" - AOL purchases The Huffington Post. Let the moonbatness begin!




GROUNDHOG DAY - It's official; two more years of Obama. Darn!




INAUGURATION DAY, 2009 - The salute to Bush that the press did not want you to see. Classy!




REALITY CHECK FOR NON-MOONBATS - Groupthink is for sheeple. However, I wonder: Are you better off now under Pelosi and Reid than you were 5 years ago? Are you better off now with Obamunism or Obamanomics spreading your wealth?




OSAMA INVADES - The Oval Office




MAO - LMFAO -




THE PRICE IS RIGHT? - 2009 Louisiana Purchase Mary Landrieu OINK! All animals are created equal on the Animal Farm... but obviously some SWINE are more equal than others!




DRILL BABY DRILL - SHILL LOONEY SHILL - SHE STILL DOESN'T GET IT




REPUBLICAN ECONOMIC PLAN - Someone has to build the coffins Someone has to sew the flags Someone has to dig the hole...Everybody wins!




TYPICAL GOVERNMENT JOB - Four or more collect a paycheck, but one does all the work. Wonder why this country is going broke yet? Wealth has to be created to raise our standard of living!




The Nerdy, American, Pro-life Movement is A Blind Ideology -




By any other name -


TAGS: offensive mascot
Rating: 3/5

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PapaFox - May 3, 2013, 9:13 pm
Well, I'm glad that you admit that racism is pouring out of the woodwork these days, with white supremacist organizations growing in numbers ever since his election, and hate mongers in the right-wing media egging them on all the way.
ChadAllen - May 3, 2013, 8:11 pm
Ironic how racism is pouring out of the woodwork with this sham occupying our White House. So much for Obama being some great "uniter" of a divided nation. What can you expect from this speck of a man whose most distinguishing hallmark is dead American's.
Curlyrocks - May 3, 2013, 6:23 pm
I can get it for the Redskins or that stupid Indian mascot for Cleveland but what about Chicago, The Black Hawks where the tribe from that area and the symbol seems to be respectable. In fact I know several Natives who wear Blackhawks gear.


To all soldiers -


TAGS: ha i can talk your ear off too
Rating: 2.83/5

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Renza - May 27, 2013, 5:07 pm
the longer ones really aren't bad when used right, I think it's more the fact that one person releases about 50 of them daily so it takes an hour to scroll through one page.
Curlyrocks - May 27, 2013, 4:52 pm
Ya I figured why fight the train of bla bla bla and just go with it. at least until we can all go back to the old format.
Renza - May 27, 2013, 4:50 pm
makes sense, I'd say something about the length, but I really don't see that getting condensed all that much. good poster


HIJACKER INJECTOR -




RECOVER HIS OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS -




I PISS OFF REPUBLICANS -




T h e N. R. A. -


TAGS: nra dwight schrute office gun control
Rating: 2.6/5

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fauxnews - August 9, 2014, 2:07 pm
Of course, mate. Kicking myself for not mentioning him. :-)
EmmaRoydes - August 9, 2014, 2:03 pm
If you're a fan of those guys, you would love louis black. He's hilarious
fauxnews - August 9, 2014, 2:05 am
Amen to that. Cheers
Zeitguy - August 9, 2014, 2:01 am
Yes we Americans take things so serious without humor, but the Brits take everything with such serious humor. That's why we get along so well.
fauxnews - August 9, 2014, 1:35 am
Yeah, if you can't laugh at yourself... then that's when life will do it for you. Know what I mean? I try to imagine if 'The Office's' Michael Scott were to create a poster...and go from there. The rest is history. ;-) Cheers.
Zeitguy - August 9, 2014, 1:10 am
Satire and sarcasm unfortunately are lost to partisanship and idealism in this forum. But I'll consider an complementary wink and nod with your posts from now on mate.
fauxnews - August 9, 2014, 12:56 am
Wink and nod satire is the worst. The Office is a pretty brutal show at times, cringe-worthy, but in the best possible way. To each their own, I suppose.
Zeitguy - August 9, 2014, 12:53 am
Ok, when it's in poster form I can't see your winking eye.
fauxnews - August 9, 2014, 12:35 am
It's satire, mate. Look at the 'character' in the poster. I'm a huge fan of Howard Stern, George Carlin, Jeff Dunham, etc. Parodying BOTH sides of spectrum is their game (the right and the overly sensitive left if you look carefully). Lighten up. :-)
Zeitguy - August 9, 2014, 12:25 am
Faux, please maintain your sanity and stop with the nazi/slavery/racist condemnation. WTF dude?


RELAX, IT'S JUST ENTERTAINMENT - “I could give a flying crap about the political process.", "We're an entertainment company,".




ELECTRONIC ID BRACELET -




OFF THE CLIFF ! CAN YOU TELL WHICH PREDICTION WILL COME TRUE? -




RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNERSHIP - Starts at home. :)


TAGS: don t piss off dad
Rating: 2.33/5

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Rudedog - January 30, 2013, 2:30 pm
Funny text.


ANY QUESTIONS -




CRIKES! NO MORE TELEVISED DEBATES - Try YouTube for Relief


TAGS: crying his a off
Rating: 2/5

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JGalt - October 25, 2012, 7:01 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klXTb-s7d9A&feature=player_embedded
JGalt - October 24, 2012, 6:43 am
Obamagasm? or are you one-hand keyboarding to a video of Janet Napolitano or Hillary?


Koch sucker -


TAGS: offshoring wh***
Rating: 1.89/5

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Curlyrocks - June 4, 2013, 8:27 pm
If he doesn't need to bow down to corporate fat cats than neither does Obama. Obama does kiss up to corporates and I both know and fear it's the nature of the political game.
Renza - June 4, 2013, 7:29 am
the base he thinks he needs, if he actually came out one term and showed he was for the american people rather than rich and or corporate dbags, there's a pretty reasonable chance he'd get re elected.
Curlyrocks - June 3, 2013, 6:46 pm
If he had voted for it would every one be jumping on the hypocrite band waggon for picking and choosing who he helps save taxes? I know politifakers wouldn’t but let's face it, the rich corporate fat cat base he needs would.


WE THE SILVERSPOONS - ANN & WILLARD


TAGS: offshore tax accounts
Rating: 1.59/5

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KALKAM - October 24, 2012, 10:24 am
Cut em some slack...they are just "typical" white people...although they are not commies like Obama's family...
JGalt - October 24, 2012, 6:32 am
they are closer to my values of hard work and respect than those of the Indonesian-raised community agitator who has never ran a business, nor created a job, just take other people's money and gives it to his rich donors or the poorest to pander for votes


Good morning, liberals! -




A moral dilemma -


TAGS: roy moore breitbart *** offender
Rating: 5/5

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0TC - November 18, 2017, 9:48 pm
*skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip*
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 9:46 pm
Poor poor screaming at the sky moonbat OTC... Sorry that all you have is liberal talking points
0TC - November 18, 2017, 9:30 pm
No, the women you are hearing, on their backs being @ssaulted by Trump and their supporters.
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 9:15 pm
Rapist president. ... you really do scream at the sky don't you?
0TC - November 18, 2017, 8:35 pm
Again, no argument there. And they are practically looking the other way at our [email protected] President. It's the end times, I'm telling ya
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 8:31 pm
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/11/17/gop-leaders-who-threw-fellow-republican-moore-to-the-wolves-stay-silent-on-dem-franken/ Got to love the rinos
0TC - November 18, 2017, 8:31 pm
So you are the "Strawman" that Aureilius was whining about. Sorry, Scarecrow, the Wizard of OZ is on vacation. Try back tomorrow
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 8:25 pm
While you're at it grow a brain too, moonbat
0TC - November 18, 2017, 8:24 pm
...for being this place's conscience, and keeping you hollow men honest? Yeah, it's a burden... but someone has to do it. Welcome
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 8:19 pm
Poor OTC....
ScatXXVII - November 16, 2017, 10:32 pm
Notice how 0TC spells 'child m0lester'? That's because you cant spell 'Child m0lesTer' without 0TC
0TC - November 16, 2017, 11:02 am
Keep *grasping*, S-traw C-ollecting A-ngry T-roll.
ScatXXVII - November 16, 2017, 10:49 am
Are you actually trying to communicate to anyone, 0TC, politifake's 0nly 'Tarded Child? Or is that the noise you make when you get owned by your own Freudian slip?
0TC - November 16, 2017, 9:48 am
from you this(*noise*): *grasp* *grasp*
ScatXXVII - November 16, 2017, 7:47 am
Notice how 0TC spells 'child m0lester'? That's because you cant spell 'Child m0lesTer' without 0TC
0TC - November 15, 2017, 9:06 pm
When you are defending this child m0lester? We need my normal genes to balance out your p*** genes, Michael Jackson.
Zeul - November 15, 2017, 8:18 pm
Seriously OTC ... Remove your genes from the pool


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